Reopening....finally!

What it do... witches!

We're back and better than ever! Round three! We finally have a website again; after only a quick five years, and surprise, surprise...the hostel is re-re-opening up and I am once again over seas.

I feel like I am in the opening sequence to Bob's Burgers, which is a show I honestly do not know how I feel about.

Well, in full blog tradition I suppose I should do a part about the hostel and a part about the USA. I am narcissistic after all.

On the hostel front it's the second year in arow we had to open in March. This time we were closed due to renovations and a government licensing thing- NOT OUR FAULT. I would say, 'why would they cancel our f'kn license for no reason,' but we are in Hungary after all, so I will save my breath...words?

Anyway, I do have to say the hostel does looks amazing; thanks to the efforts of Arwin, Flor (Camille 2), Sebastian (Hoff House 2), and Guilherme (Mambo #5). The hostel has been completely repainted, cleaned, other various fix-up jobs, and the girls bathroom has finally been redone (after a year). If you don't believe us? Ask Arwin for the pictures, you guys know I barely have a phone yet alone know how to use a camera. Haha, jkjk- if you don't believe us...come back and fucking visit you slackers!!

Actually, on a celebratory note: it is our 10 year anniversary this year!! The party will be on Friday, May 2nd. So I hope you all will come back. And because of this, we are having a promotion until June 5th: if you book through our website for three nights, you get the fourth free. And please come, I was told our re-re-opening party was sad. We only had two guests and four friends. Quite a few people, who shall remain nameless even sent a message saying they were not going to bother to show up. See, look what happens when I am back home.

Speaking of back home, let me tell you about freedom. First, I've learned so much about freedom and second, it's so freeing to be around freedom. You people, 'non-derogatory term', can't even comprehend because you're so enslaved and so fucking stupid, 'derogatory term', what freedom actually is. What it truly means.

Well, freedom means people fucking talking about politics non-stop, people being divisive...and Jesus Christ (you know it's bad when a Jewish man says it) I am just going to stop right there. Maybe I'll write a separate post about my time here, mostly funny stories, when I get back. We'll see, but I wanted to keep this post K.I.S.S.S. Keep it short and simple, stupid. I am actually proud of myself I added an extra S. I wonder which one you guys think it is...add your comments below. Haha holy shit is this how social media works. I am... old, shut up.

I also wanted to keep this post happy. So Again: hostel opening party whooo!!! I am going to my grandma's (her nickname is witchy) 90th birthday tomorrow Whooo!!! 10 year hostel anniversary party May 2nd- WHAT IT FUCKING DO, WHOO! And I am flying home in exactly 157 hours, and 32 minutes; but honestly who the fuck counting.

Ok, I'll leave you all with a quote. My old roommate used to say hound dogs go, rooo, rooo. Well party girls go. Guys?...fuck it, it's 2025 ya'll! Party people go Whoo, whoo

until the next time , you stay classy...world,

-Alex